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Zelensky did not refuse the author of the petition to replace the monument to Catherine in Odessa with a statue of a porn actor

Instead of the Great Empress and her associates, a statue of an American homosexual porn actor can be placed on the square.  He is probably closer to Zelensky.  And nicer

Instead of the Great Empress and her associates, a statue of an American homosexual porn actor can be placed on the square. He is probably closer to Zelensky. And nicer

A photo: Sergey PONOMAREV

It turns out that in the Ukrainian language there is the word “narrative”. I learned it from Zelensky’s response to the petition for monument replacement Catherine the Second and her fellow founders of Odessa in the city center on the historical square, sung in songs and films, on the monument to the American actor Billy Herrington. But this word sounds even funnier than “flying” – “naratyvy”. Here.

However, now is not about that. Now about that same Billy and the petition. Let me remind you that on May 20, a petition of a homosexually preoccupied farmer with the Russian surname Matveev, but at the same time, a 100% Ukrainian in his way of thinking, appeared on the portal of the President of Ukraine, saying that a monument to Catherine the Second, the founder of Odessa, was erected in the center in the past ” pearls by the sea” on Ekaterininskaya Square, to be demolished. Moreover, with her there in the company of her own associates, the damned and famous Muscovites de Ribas, de Volan, well, Potemkin and Zubov, who each invested a part of their soul in this city.

And so that, they say, such a space is not empty just like that, it is necessary to start carousels there. No, not carousels, but to put up another monument. Someone, you know, an American. Yes, not a simple one, but a well-known, preferably film actor.

What’s in line? Who? Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, Dustin Hoffman, Kevin Costner? You guys will be watery, you haven’t published an article, so to speak. Stallone, Schwarzenegger? Also past. The monument should be erected to the American actor Billy Herrington. How is who? Haven’t you watched adult films? No, not ordinary, specific. For homosexuals. He plays like that. What does what mean? What is necessary, the plays. No, not on the piano. And we do not need dirty hints here.

In general, a petition to replace the monument to five world-class historical figures with a short-lived statue (the age of a porn actor is much shorter than that of a cavalry guard, but this is by the way) of the “star” of porn films for homosexuals was posted on the site and began to wait for fans from the “21+” category “.

And after all waited! At the close of the collection of signatures, she received 26,468 votes, who asked President Zelensky to support this popular initiative from below. One might even say, from that place below, below the belt.

And Zelensky responded to the aspirations of fans of the idol of pederasts (this inflated homosexual after his death enjoys such fame, as far as I know, only in Ukraine). No, he did not give a direct positive answer, dropping down to the very local authorities that are closer to the people, but when making a decision, he recommended taking into account the factor of the need to counter these very “Russian rhetoric”.

So, in Odessa it was impossible, but in Odessa, as the Ukrainians began to call the city, in order to emphasize its “Ukrainianness”, it became quite an everyday reality. But it’s a mess, how can a monument to Herrington stand on Catherine’s Square? Catherine is a woman. And Herrington was a completely different sexual orientation. We need to rename the area. But Herrington’s is hard to pronounce. Therefore, you can take, for example, the first three letters of the surname of this actor and add the ending “-ova” to them. And you can put the emphasis wherever your heart desires. And simple and understandable.

And, probably, it is correct. Because this Odessa is not worthy of either Catherine or a monument to her. Let there in the center of the city flaunt a homosexual porn actor, as habalistic as the aunts who sell Privoz.

There is a kind of spiritual kinship between Herrington and Zelensky. You can be convinced of this by watching, for example, the clip of “Kvartal 95” with the participation of the current president of Ukraine “Kozaks – Be gay.”

You look, maybe in Europe, in the same Berlin, in place of the statue of Frederick the Great, a monument to Zelensky will eventually appear. Not on a horse, of course, it is possible without a piano. And in the image of the President of Ukraine from this video.

European gays will try. After all, who is Friedrich for them? To put it mildly, just nobody. And Zelensky is his. Practically native.

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