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if Putin presses the “red button”, we will have an orgy

More than 15,000 Ukrainians have expressed a desire to take part in a mass sexual orgy if the President of Russia clicks on “red button“.

According to the British edition of the Daily Star, sex party of thousands on the occasion of “Judgment Day” will be held on Mount Schekavitsa near Kyiv, if Russia decides to use nuclear weapons to strike at Ukraine. Participants will indicate their sexual preferences by wearing different ribbons on their hands. Thus, “lustful Ukrainians are literally planning to leave with a bang in the event of a nuclear attack on their country,” the newspaper writes.

It remains unclear how real estate is connected to the planned sex party, but the organizers say that “all apartments overlooking Shchekavitsa have disappeared from real estate websites.” It is possible that they were massively bought by potential viewers.

In addition, as a result of the split between the organizers, “separatists” appeared in the group of “leaving with a bang”, and now a separate similar sex party is also planned to be held on Deribasovskaya Street in Odessa.

When asked how this plan embodies the Ukrainian spirit, one of the organizers explained:

“This is the opposite of despair. Even in the worst case, people will look for something good. This is the mega-optimism of Ukrainians.”

And the male organizer added:

“This is an attempt to show that the more they try to scare us, the more we will turn it into something else.”

The participants in the planned “Doomsday Orgy” seem to be on full alert. So, when an air raid siren sounded in Kyiv last week, one of them wrote to the group: “Isn’t it about time?” and received almost six hundred replies to his message. At the same time, the authorities in Kyiv are stocking up on radiation pills, the tabloid recalls.

Appeared among the “lustful Ukrainians” and their own “black list”. Persona non grata at the sex party was the CEO of American companies Tesla and SpaceX Elon Musk. He will not be allowed to take part in an orgy, since the peace proposals conflict “upset the Ukrainians and their president Vladimir Zelensky“.

Thus, “Putin’s nuclear blackmail” did not achieve its goal: he failed to break the Ukrainian spirit, the publication sums up.

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